Jokelopedia by Eva Blank

Author:Eva Blank
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Published: 2013-03-26T16:00:00+00:00

1. Wait until some unlucky person has the nerve to fall asleep first. Take a glass of warm water and carefully place his or her hand into the water. Wait.

Warning: This joke is supposed to make the victim wet the bed. Try this only if you are prepared to tackle the cleanup.

2. If a friend is sleeping in a four-poster bed, wait until he or she is asleep. Take a ball of yarn and wrap it around and around the bedposts, until your victim appears to be sleeping in a spider web. The reaction when the person wakes up and can’t get out of bed: priceless.

3. If you have a friend who gets up to pee in the middle of the night, stretch plastic wrap tightly over the toilet bowl. Make sure there aren’t any wrinkles or holes. Put the seat down over the edges of the plastic wrap. Wait.

4. Pour cold water over the shower curtain rod on someone using the shower. Run away fast.

5. Put some fake plastic vomit in the sink. When this stuff is wet, it looks amazingly real. Expect lots of screaming.

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